But I’m sure all of the extras had intimacy coordinators so that they could safely and modestly block out and rehearse their 69-ing months in advance.

Haven’t seen the episode yet, but my god did that scene pissed off a certain subsection of the internet. Like, seriously, they’ve made a ton of gifs and meme of how eyesearingly awful that scene was to them. I don’t know what it is about women twerking, but damn did it trigger some people like crazy. I must be missing…

^ This right here is the truth. I slept on the show for awhile because I hated the first episode, but everything else afterward is well worth it. 

This site once wrote about people making art of dragons fucking cars (to the point that "dragoning" was site slang for a bit), but how furries can help a DIY project is just too far for you?

You can’t explain how scary it is to be a woman walking alone at night unless you’ve been a woman walking alone at night, and there’s a particular kind of terror involved as a woman being attacked by a man or group of men. A guy gets jumped by a guy in an alley, his first concern is the other guy is going to steal his…

Good. Maybe Bane can get his pasta maker back

I often have to airdrop files to people for work who aren’t in my contacts and boy to I end up regretting it when I forget to change my setting back. I was in line for a ride with my daughter at Universal Studios a couple months ago and someone kept sending out photos of the QAnon Shaman. I guess that still counts as…

What a weird and overly aggressive take

Daniel Radcliffe is easily having the best “post-massive franchise child role” career of anyone and it’s surprisingly joyful to see all these completely weird and wonderful roles he does for seemingly no reason other than they’ll be a laugh.

1. Netflix makes a show

They are doing a victory lap on life - while they can all still walk and think straight. I am all for it. It may be old hat, but its always fun to watch

I know Jessica Walter is not with us (RIP now and forever) but I thought Mallory had just “retired” with Ron Cadillac? is she also supposed to be dead?

Unless alpine picks him up to fill the seat they thought Piastri would fill… I don’t think anybody will pick him up

That’s the absolute truth. It’s like Netflix’s Cowboy Bebop. I’m in the two percent of people that actually enjoyed it, but it seemed like half the people said it strayed too far from the source material and the other half said it was too similar therefore what was the point in making it.

Buddy, you are due back in the alt.tv.simpsons forums in 1994.

(seriously though, I disagree but to each his own. I suggest walking away from the current show and enjoying the memory/rewatches of the seasons you enjoyed. There’s no reason to stick around punishing yourself if you’re not having a good time with the…

You have very bad, very dumb opinions.

It was never a thing, no matter how desperately right-wing losers try to convince themselves. 

“Amber Midthunder is fucking awesome and hasn’t been used well since Legion.”

When I tell people “I still need to watch season five of Orphan Black,” you know what they never do? Agree. (Sigh.)