And the co-driver replied: “My precious driver, I love you and would never leave you. During your time trials and suffering, when you see only one set of tire tracks, it was then that I carried you.”

Dude must be a treat for his bedroom partners. Worse than an optometrist: “do you like this or this.  A or B. A or B...for 15 minutes straight.

Giving Sammy a run for his money...

I don’t think I , or anyone who knows me would describe me as “woke”, and I AM a cis-hetero white dude, but I am happy Jordan said what he said, there AREN’T enough of his type of films out there. I think it was Eddie Murphy who joked about the difference in how a black family would have reacted in the Amityville…

Yep. The word you’re looking for is “triggered”. Nobody in society is more triggered than a fuckin white dude who’s told that 100% of everything might not be about him.

Yep, I saw the sketch LOL. It did incorporate that one concept of white women calling the manager that has been a running joke for years. So wait ... you mean the same concept CAN’T be done over and over again in Hollywood? HWHAT??? O_O

Crispin took me all the way out.

I'd like to add Crispin, Corbin, Hunter, Gunther, and the one white dude whose mom thought she was being cool... Fox. (I coached a kid named Fox years ago smh). 

The minute he said this I knew the proverbial shit would hit the fan. I mean Jordan didn’t even have to say this because we all know how white men react when any film, TV show, Broadway Play, off Broadway play, mini series, Romantic Comedy, porno or Instagram post doesn’t revolve around them or their shitty lives. Oh…

I said it was in New Jersey.

But it doesn’t come with mirrors.

Ooo! Another life-saving subway feature that I’ve seen in certain US cities and in Barcelona (I’m sure many other places as well) is electric route signs where the train you’re currently on is represented by a blinking dot, moving along the route. Stops that are now behind you are a solid light. Stops that are up…

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

Manufacturers, say it with me:

That faux-granite backsplash in the kitchen photo just adds that touch of class to cooking in the back of one’s truck.

All in all it’s just another dick in the wall.

Hard Brexit.

Cold tires and 1.5 psi off.  We all know why...

somehow reminds me of the fisker karma without googling what they actually look like... circa... 5 years ago? can’t remember anymore. 

Oh cock, keep it stock.