*Stefan voice* This video has everything: metallic lipstick, marionettes, dancers in Ikea organizers, nail technicians, mirrored hoodies, and breakdancers on hover boards.

They’re mutually fluent in Klingon. Huge nerds, the both of ‘em.

This woman is:

Seriously, I thought no hateful rhetoric could shock me anymore, then this guy comes around. A painter with hateful words.

My theory: He just really wanted to talk about rubbing himself in cow shit in public.

Wait... what? At first I thought, “I’m familiar with this kind of fundamentalist crazy, there won’t be anything new,” but I have no idea what’s going on there.

“...in the same way many gay people are afraid of the inevitable cancellation of RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

I’d pitch in to have in monogrammed.

Don't give up! Maybe you and your cats could eat OTHER people’s corpses.

Am I the only one who would, in the event of one of these apocalypse scenarios this guy is preparing for, would totally just find a gun and eat a bullet? Because seriously, if the world is ending and I’m still alive for some reason, I know I won’t last long and I may as well just end it and let my cats eat my corpse.

I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve seen this. This is GOLD.

Ironic considering the song is a parody of the uber-luxe lifestyle of the Gangnam district.

Alfa Romeo is that super hot girl who keeps standing me up for dates, yet for some reason I keep asking her out.

Ha !

Doug worked the Acura SLX into an article.

Ignore these other guys, those are analog flux-capacitors. Or as we called ‘em back in the day, Flux-pumps. They keep headlight fluid flowing through the tailgate differential.

Sealed-up blow-off valves to keep in more PSIs for the rear-mounted superchargers, which are specially mounted at an angle and insulated for faster spool-up. Makes many more horsepowers that way.