“I’m gonna bring everyone together! (by deporting, jailing, or killing dissenters)“

You are doing the Lord’s work. I don’t use Twitter so I guess I’ll be doing that on Facebook.

Y’all I am trolling Twitter to clapback at the Trump supporters who wanted to drain the swamp. Life is good the gods have blessed us!

“Drain the swamp”, appoint the swamp monsters.

Sigh.

He is draining the swamp...so he can dredge the bottom in his search for advisors and cabinet members.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that Margaret Atwood will call them liars. 

:Discreetly shelves spec. script about President Obama called “The First Lady’s Husband:

The modern seat belt wasn’t a thing until the end of the 1950's. (“If we hit anything, kids, go limp!”), Black and white television, if you missed out on the run of a movie, forget it, you aren’t going to see it again. No DVDs. No VCRs. No on demand. No microwaves. No internet. The photograph you just took? You’ll see…

Ah, yes, the beginnings of the great TV dinner fad.

I shall commemorate this great day in American politics by watching the best movie about Nixon and Watergate. Dick starring Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams.

Wait, we’re getting paid now?

Already existed! Not long after Les Mis came out, a lot of people were splicing ‘AND I’M JAVERT’ into things, which I found endlessly amusing because Javert <3 You just reminded me!

There are days when I think very seriously about quitting my job and going to med school to be an ob/gyn who performs abortions. This is one of them.

How about a boycott of “Dr.” Phil altogether. And throw Dr. Oz into the mix for good measure.

I remember Shelley Duvall from Fairy Tale Theatre. Anyone else watch that?

I feel like even the possessed by the devil version of Marlena would be a better president than the Orange Menace.

Perhaps Americans might want to take a page from Casper ten Boom, a Christian Dutch man in his 80's who voluntarily wore a Star of David when the Nazis ordered Dutch Jews to do so.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

I guess it wasn’t a weiner.