Lacks vocal flash. It’s too safe. Still, she sings much better than I do.

I wish I knew something about music so I could explain why I didn’t like this. It’s, I don’t know, tonally flat? Overpolished? Not as campy? It isn’t her voice, anyway. 

I’m very excited Reeve Carney is in this. I kind of fell in love with him as, Dorian Gray.

i say “dammit, janet” all the time. (though, admittedly, i’m also a milennial)

Good luck with that!

YOU GET A LAWSUIT! YOU GET A LAWSUIT! YOU GET A LAWSUIT! YOU GET A LAWSUIT! YOU GET A LAWSUIT! YOU GET A LAWSUIT!, etc!

I get ads for that weird weight loss thing that looks like the bastard child of a grape and a zit.

As emotionally rolling it was beating myself up for getting pregnant in the first place, the decision to abort remains the single most responsible and well made decision I have ever made. If I hadn’t done it I’d be forever tied to an abusive felon who would’ve ruined my life and that of the baby we would’ve had. And…

No fucking shit.

Dude, I’m with you, I’ve been feeling like shit for two days (6 weeks, so only... 8 weeks of this bullshit to go... yay) and that is NOT HELPING.

I’m sorry you’re feeling so drained. In case it’s hidden in the thread, here is more cute. Have hope! We’ve only got a little longer in this election, and then we will all (hopefully) be able to breathe a sigh of relief. <3

“We welcome the opportunity to have a court set him straight. “

I can just hear all the attorneys in the firm yelling “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSNAAAAAP!!” at this letter.

I hope Trump does sue. I’ll get the popcorn ready for the deposition tapes.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

I have decided to send you a barrage of cute, because I can.

So what you’re saying is that Trump’s “presidential” temperament/behavior is equivalent to an asshole 13-year-old virgin’s. On that, we agree.

As someone who posted this article, and several similar articles over the years, the onslaught of pillsplainers is always expected. Over the years, more lady friends have also commented about their experiences with hormonal methods of birth control. I had to research non-hormonal options on my own. I never had a…