People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

Michelle is a stone fox.

Michelle Obama is the best first lady ever! I don’t care about any of them other ones. She is beautiful and full of life and dresses fabulously. And she didn’t let all the racist things said about her bring her down that shit rolled right off.

I thought Hillary should stop being an asshole 8 years ago to the exact same degree I think Sanders should step back now. It’s over. That SUCKS if you’ve lost. But being a jackass about it helps no one.

Gwyneth has filed to change Apple’s name to Lemon.

Why? It’s a bit silly and OTT but utterly harmless.

some pretty serious nondisclosure agreements were signed—and/or that the loyalty people feel for this woman knows no bounds.

To be specific, she sampled Isaac Hayes’s rendition of Burt Bacharach’s “Walk on By”. She used the same sample that Hooverphonic used for “2 Wicky” some almost 20 years ago. THE LAYERS.

The thing is men are basic, so it’s probably someone like really insignificant. Like the coat check girl at 40/40 or something. Like a girl that’s doesn’t have anything going on.

Ora has fried hair though.

I say this sincerely: that must be nice.

That must have been a damn good bonus. Kelly was like, you want me smiling and happy Tuesday?

Jay got an entire album ripping him to shreds.

Same. Why would this woman ever use the term “good hair” in the first place?

Who talks like this? What does this sentence even mean? Even if there was no “Becky with the good hair” context to put it in...what kind of communication is she attempting here? A light-hearted joke...about what?

I don’t really care about her but they beyhive does need to stop bullying and harassing her daughter. It doesn’t matter what the woman did, there is no excuse to start attacking her daughter.

No statement from Rachel Ray yet tho? Suspicious.

That being said, Lemonade is everything and I am listening to it for the third time today. Sorry Lady Gaga, THIS is how you do artpop.

I can't stop listening to this song.

I haven’t seen Lemonade yet, but it doesn’t seem to me that anyone would know who Rachel Roy was or suspect that she is Becky without this dumb fucking Instagram post. She didn’t think that through. Like yeah, maybe that line was petty lol, but again, how would anyone but Bey and Jay Z know? Probably Solange. Maybe…