Because everyone else on the road behaves as perfectly as you claim to? Congrats on your 360 degree vision & faster-than-a-computer reflexes though. Fast reflexes are especially impressive for those at the yell-at-a-cloud stage of their life.

I’m assuming the logical additions to this list are:

Wow, this was the fifteenth (!) article on Deadspin from the top, but it was the 1st that related to a pro sports player (and one of only 2 that related to sports in any way shape or form....)

Don’t forget to check out the interactive 360 video:

Given how scared they were of anyone testing it, I would’ve though the LF would’ve been a lot slower than the other 2.

Forget about the sound; I know I’m in the minority here but I think it looks like a Dodge Dart convertible from the front....

The 53K Hyundai Genesis has 420hp and 383tq.

Except that when the C7 came out, many people thought it took substantial design elements from the Ferrari 599.

To their credit, it a nicer looking Corvette than the actual Corvette.

No 555, no care.

Yeah but he that $5 back now that he’s boycotting Starbucks for their profanely anti-Christmas red & green cups

Except that apparently doesn’t have anything to do with COD; it looks like its just the name of the shop that made it.

Agreed. I think with cars, the past is romanticized way too much. Even guys like the Koenigsegg test driver drives a rather normal car with tons of driving aids that everyone here decries.

FWIW, the Cardinals rally squirrel could provide more enjoyable commentary and analysis than FS1’s broadcast booth.

I wish we had Buerhle instead of Loup or Tepera.

I feel like there’d be a big improvement in the show if it was 30 minutes shorter so they can cut some of the really weak filler.

So standing in front of a race car doing a jump on dirt is what defines someone as a man? Overcompensating much? Its reckless and its only a matter of time before someone kills themselves like this..

Maybe Bautista should act as sportsmanlike and dignified as the Rangers own Derek Holland:

Honestly, I sometimes feel like the only single guy in his 20s who doesn’t want to ever go to a club...

I think the lunar map also showed a weird set of priorities....we can’t even get a proper paint scheme like most free to play mobile phone games have, yet we get that?