*You* wrote “good.”

You’re getting this GOD DAMNED STAR not for the build up, which I am in complete agreement with, but for the last line. It’s a thing of beauty.

Republicans are such fucking dumbshits.

If there is a scenario in which they are able and supported by enough people to become a viable ticket in 2020, then that means Trump was pushed out and/or considered too toxic for a re-run.

Being a mercenary, now gently labeled as a private contractor, used to be illegal in this country and for very good reason.

This needs to be hammered home every day and twice on Sunday.

Absolutely. You’re right. Doxxing is dangerous. I mean it literally when I say that this is not doxxing. This is a more effective version of milk cartons and wanted posters. This isn’t trying to root out the identity of someone who anonymously said some shit you didn’t like online. These pictures aren’t being posted…

I have nothing to add here but wanted to comment and say thank you for saying this clearly.

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Dammit Dom, now I have to go read the whole article!

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

He’s not saying democracy is a bad thing, you fucking dipshit. He’s saying that sometimes democracy produces unfortunate side effects, such as the fact that dipshit xenophobes get to spout off about their dipshit xenophobic beliefs in a public forum. I’m sure HamNo fully understands that this is the price we have to…

I lived in Hoboken for 3 years. They actually hand out $50 bills to people to buy their votes.

At Monday’s meeting, tension in the community surfaced even before the meeting was called to order when a group of about two-dozen Muslim men gathered in the front corner of the room for the Islamic evening prayer of Maghrib. Across the auditorium, several Bayonne residents opposed to the proposed mosque broke into a…

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

I’m still dying to know who that is in the front left. Man, he needs a punching.

Depends. If you’ve been around long enough you’ve seen the photo of Deadspin with Colin Kaepernik. Please note Drew’s sweater around his waist.

Winning “Double Dare” or “GUTS” would have been the tops, I’d have been rolling in some fuckin’ sweet LA Gear shoes for the duration of my adolescence (which, coincidentally would have made me a little shit)