Sorry to hijack like this but,

It says a lot when a guy who lost $100 million on Mitt Romney decides not to invest in you.

I’m a Proud Southern Conservative White Guy(TM), but f*ck stereotypes all around. I just wrote my Congresspeople (all Republicans) urging them to stall Trump as much as possible, if not outright oppose him. If you want to reform immigration, great! But if you want to be an authoritarian asshole to everyone as part of…

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

You know I usually don’t hate on a pig for rolling in shit, but teaming up with Lewandowski is just—come fucking on!

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

She’s like the anti-Spanos.

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

I feel like this might be a .gif situation, where the originator has been pronouncing it wrong all this time.

The problem is that the Death Star plans were not beamed to her ship. There were handed over on disc. That is the one thing that bothered me most with the ending.

Again, good points.

If you count Trump as a voice in his head. Trump has said he will be spending most of his time in NYC.

No helicoper pad, Sad!

Cannot wait for the NFL in Trump’s America. It will revert to its original form: two teams of 50 men bludgeoning an endangered whale with wooden clubs in a stadium filled with hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. The game ends when one team strikes the killing blow or the stock market crashes. Whichever comes…

Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.