So, a bribe.

Jimmy Feigen was then acquired by Univision and he will cease to exist beginning next week. 😢

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Du Li noted.

“That job, sir, has been taken.” -Dan Snyder

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Did Bofa get signed though?

I don’t have to go.

#JU1c3D

Fund them adequately, for starters!

During my job interview, my boss asked me if I had experience using Excel. I told him that I excelled in it and got a little chuckle out of him. I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing on Excel, but no one has noticed for 8 years.

Two waters, two coffees!

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

Don’t be so cavallari with their health

Was he followed by 12 co-workers?

The idiots responsible for this should know better than to use unpaid staff at professional sporting events. It's college sports where you can get away with that sort of thing.