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You know company get to big when they have their own Airforce

But does it have a man staring at a single red button?

Oh c'mon that was clearly done during the Bush presidency. Obams just inherited this situation

you have two accounts to post here right? "box" & "darn"?

funny I was thinking more Tacobell

dammit now i have to pee. Brb

The FAA requires every pilot to brief their passengers about the use of the seat belt prior to Takeoff. I'm wondering if the president is exempt or if he puts Wladimir briefly on hold to follow the mandatory passenger safety briefing

don't worry you will be fine as long as you don't travel to Australia

don't worry you will be fine as long as you don't travel to Australia

...and gatling guns and Claymore mines. The Freedom equivalent to "Get off my lawn"

But did he ever pee on an electrified animal barrier?

Oh cool VTOL passenger aircraft. I've been waiting for that since forever

wacky flailing inflatable camera man could not have done a better job

How about the second atomic bomb in Nagasaki? It killed 60000-80000 people. Like the second man on the moon nobody remembers him either

I got angrier than I care to admit but this one got to me

Actually the spoon is known in Germany as a right hander spoon. It was used to teach left-handed kids to eat with the right hand. Or as I would call it inflicting permanent brain damage . My grandmother had one for my mother. My mother refused to use it on me. Some designers are just better off in a factory assembling

Unless you are lefthanded than you are so screwed. that should make for an awkward dinner. i'm just tired of bad designs.