easy, put a deadmans control system on his work desk. There I solved it for you.

@JacobTX: i'm holding it with Einstein's Theory of Relativity It doesnt matter if the chicken crossed the road or the road was sliding beneath the chicken. The result is the same. right?

Soooo Gizmodo was right all along. The iPhone is coming to T-mobile...

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@EthanPeter: hearted!

@Jesse Tobiason: I actually hummed the jaws theme song while reading this. Hearted!!

@Bender no snow for Wausau: i'm impressed by your knowledge in German history. hearted!

OpenEcology.org got gizmodoed

@theimmc: I actually saved the PDF on my iPad just in case... so thanks for looking it up.

One should think that the internet is vital to our national security. It should be protected at all costs and not killed once it gets dicey.

@hardvice: heart clicked for independent thinking and not having a fast food opinion - A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature. (copied from somewhere else because it seemed…

@bombastinator: even better Every body should be in an Ape costume

I just forwarded it to our Denver local news channel. After all this happend on the way to Denver. Maybe they will pick it up. I'm happy to book my next flight with Southwest.

this is very steampunk I like it

@Kaiser-Machead: nice!!

Ever since I started working with Architects (I'm to stupid to be an architect myself) I cannot just move into a house anymore. It has to be a special house and my dreams are inflated by multi gazillion Dollar houses I had the pleasure working on. Clearly my dreams don't match my bank account. Where was I going with…

At 3:45 the graphics show how her brain vibrates into her chest.

been there so many times. Business travellers are even worse. The last minute phone call to single-handedly save the future of the company or the email hastely punched in, to close a 10 mio dollar deal that just came up.

@Settings: i know :-) it still makes me feel good