I don’t know about Audi, but Toyota techs need to put like 5 - 7 miles on a vehicle during their PDI. Our dealership sells 150 + cars a month but we don’t have in house gas, we have to drive across the street. It’s less than a mile there and back, but still.

You made this COTD but it’s not even true? Are you serious? You can ABSOLUTELY get that color combination in a 2018 Camry XSE V6 WITHOUT the Driver Assist and Navigation Package.

Get E-Prices from a good dealer. If a good dealer isn’t near you, find one somewhere in your state. $2,500 below invoice isn’t uncommon for a 2018 Camry. XSE V6 isn’t usually sold at that same discount, but $1,000 - $2,000 below invoice is common. 

There are 121 2018 Camry XSE V6's in Ruby Flare Pearl with Driver Assist Package within the USA right now between being at the dealership or being sent to a dealership. MSRP ranges from $37,465 to $39,625.

All Toyota MSRP’s include Destination. 

You can get that color combination WITHOUT the Driver Assist and Navigation Package. There’s one in Rochester NY at Vanderstyne Toyota in Blue / Black Roof, MSRP of $37,267 and invoice of $34,658. 

I’ll pay you $1,000 if they’re native born Swedes. 

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had customers wait too long and missed their opportunity. When Toyota was offering a $5,000 rebate on the 2018 Avalon, dealerships got rid of them pretty quick, well before the 2019's hit the lot. But of course, I still have customers looking for a 2018 and being disappointed that…

Not true. You can custom order any car, including a Toyota RAV4 or Honda CR-V. Hell if you want you can order a fucking Yaris.

Hopefully you can one day find a good dealership that actually wants to take care of customers and get them into cars that they want to drive.

This, exactly this.

Google “Goatse” with safesearch off.

Like half a mile? Practically nothing.

Something like this happened with me perhaps, though the printed return address was indeed to the seller - Armani. Someone got hold of my debit card and ordered a bunch of perfume straight from their website, had the shipping go to my house, but the name was someone else. Return address was Armani.

https://gizmodo.com/that-viral-photo-of-president-trump-dumping-fish-food-i-1820175438

on your own fucking network.

Definitely not pure profit. We have to buy the parts and we have to pay our guys in Service to put them on. Very few dealer installed, OEM accessories through Toyota have mark up. At least at my dealership.

Depends on what dealership you’re shopping and what kind of market you’re in.

I live in an extremely competitive market for Toyota and the internet prices here are insanely cheap.

With Toyota, we are not allowed to advertise below invoice anywhere, period - internet, radio, tv, print, etc... Until a customer contacts us first. So a customer has to click the “Get E-Price” (or whatever the dealer wants to call it) button in order to receive the E-Price... If the dealer they’re contacting actually…

I got extremely lucky; I’ve been in car sales for over two years now and I don’t have a single real complaint about my job, my dealership or my dealer network.

why haven’t you been executed yet?

Ugh, where is Carlos going?

Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit