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I mean, it probably is possible, as long as the animals that you wish to be removed from existence are something universally hated. But of course, when you look into the realistic consequences of executing such an action, we all realize what a terrible mistake that would be.

Not all jokes require a punchline. There should be literally no way to convince someone that I genuinely want to round up every koala, panda and sloth on Earth and actually gas them, outside of I don’t know, actually taking steps to do it. In terms of purely insane things, my joke was the equivalent of saying that

What on Earth is wrong with you?

I am actually a sloth.

Your argument is flawed. A joke is supposed to be funny, but a joke being given to the wrong audience does not invalidate the potential hilarity of that joke.

Lighten up. Get over yourself.

I will take it as it is: I am useless, as are almost all humans.

Hey now, I’m actually a sloth.

My comment was made entirely for myself. It was not for anyone else. It was, as I said in another response, a comment made with zero thought, effort or consideration. I in no way thought that it would, nor did I want it to, attract so much attention, negative or otherwise.

You’ve cleared nothing up for me.

It was indeed an off color joke. There is nothing wrong with that.

Hahah, you’re kidding, right?

I wasn’t trolling. It was a joke, albeit a badly received one.

I see.

You are braver than I. A sloth is something that I would not even want to touch, let alone hold.

Deal!

...Yes...

I’m alright with that.

I don’t know if I would be okay with that.

My job has been very uneventful for the past two days =/.