I am actually a sloth.

I’m not a troll, Kenneth.

Animal cruelty is fucking disgusting and anyone who commits it should likely be shot. Seriously, I hate it.

Thank you, MizzMia.

I did not try to claim that I am not a troll.

This is purely to entertain me, now. My original comment was purely for myself. I did not expect it to garner any attention. I believe that if I were to have said “All people who drive cars are Hitler”, I would have received less attention and that comment is equally as fucking preposterous and unlikely as my actual…

But...

But...

Wow you’re like, literally the 15th person to make that joke.

You don’t understand my level of boredom all of yesterday and likely all of today. A job at a computer can be a wonderful thing. Or... An awful thing.

If he is real, I will say “hi” for you.

Debatable.

You.

Of course!

This is a hard one.

Wrong.

No, I think not.

It could be said for literally every human in existence.

This is true. They are vile tricksters.

No, none of those.