WHY MUST YOU SPEAK IN TONGUES.

I have literally not made a single attempt at winning anyone over.

You are correct, then, I did provoke a response that ended up alleviating my boredom, but I in no way originally intended for my comment to provoke much of any response at all. I did not want this.

Sounds alright to me.

Then... I am Satan!

You got it :(

Nah, I am a terrible actor.

Works for me.

I would be okay with being gassed. It sounds like a peaceful way.

That sounds alright to me.

As long as I die soon, I am okay with that.

Dude.

Now now, I don’t know so much about the sociopath part.

...Then... I am Satan!

Get gassed.

You’re right!

I think that I might be a fan of you.

Lmfao I love you.

Joking about largely well accepted things on the internet is strictly forbidden.

It has kept me entertaining for nearly 10 hours, so while I somewhat regret making the post, I am also fairly glad because it made my work day go by much easier.