I am not the Devil.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

I am not Lucifer.

Actually I regret ever making this comment because of the 100+ reactionary idiots that took such a preposterous idea seriously.

You are correct, I have never seen one in person.

It is not!

I have no idea. Probably disgusting.

Not trolling.

nor am I Hitler.

nah.

I am a 26 year old sales and marketing manager.

Do you really think that I genuinely want to round up every single one of those animals and then gas them?

I am calm.

It truly is not me. It was a joke and 100% in jest.

Of course I am. That would only be fair.

That is my hearts stunt double.

No, not really.

It is not me.

Man, what is so awesome about sloths? They’re gross.

Lighten up. Get over yourself.