You’re wrong.

I go by many names.

Hmm... Maybe.

Yeah but those people are idiots.

I agree wholeheartedly with you.

No, I am not. Unfortunately I have no idea how to build boats.

Why are mosquitoes so much less important than the 3 animals I named?

I do enjoy hugs a lot, to be honest.

Well, at least you tried.

I don’t really want them all to die.

It was :(

Maybe? I don’t remember, so I don’t know.

Lots of people.

You’re welcome, I guess?

He probably has once or twice, though.

I am remarkably bored at work and have virtually nothing better to do, right now.

No, it is not.

...What?

Joy is very valuable.

It was totally the sloth’s fault, man.