I dunno, man. What have pandas done for nature lately?

I am more than happy to disagree with you in a friendly fashion.

I guess that they do make pretty decent clickbait, don’t they?

Absolutely not.

I don’t fit into any of that criteria.

You don’t know very much about Satan.

Because I happen to dislike some animals?

Nah, sloths are the worst.

I am completely and totally okay with that, honestly. She annoys the ever living shit out of me on Facebook.

Yeah I could totally add mosquitoes to my list. Fuck those things.

I am overwhelmingly pleasant.

As a Jew, no.

I am not Satan.

I am sorry, but fuck sloths. They have little to no survival instincts, they are useless to humans and they’re absolutely hideous. This goes for koalas and pandas, too. They, along with sloths, should be round up and gassed. Every one of them.

Yes. We do.

You are a complete and utter idiot.

Thank God that the case turned out as it did. Seriously. I am glad that he was found not guilty.

i love you.

I wish that I had a swarm of Alfa Romeo’s.

He is all around a much better person than Chris Evans.