Was the cake in that trifle soaked in sherry first?

Humblebrag!

He also inadvertently admitted he has no idea how sex with a willing partner’s vagina works, so there’s that.

So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.

But does he know her?

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

There truly is a fine line between bravery and stupidity, even for six-year-old kids.

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

it’s not a translation i was expanding on the idea, the concept i added is all mine! i don’t believe in self-absorption tho i meant it as not taking other ppls’ shit. but i also misspelled colombian cause i was writing this on the way out the door. god forgive me for my mistakes and etc

Can’t really blame companies for not wanting to get into the daycare business. It’s not only expensive but there is opening up to liability. And they are devoting all these resources to something that isn’t their main function.

Admittedly, my Spanish is a little rusty but I don’t think that’s actually an accurate translation. I think it means more “The only thing that’s important is who you are on the inside”, meaning if you’re a good person and have a good heart, then nothing else matters.

I think as always, all advice is meant to be heard by some people and not others. Donald Trump or whoever else should be listening to “haters,” wee kids who are just trying to find themselves generally should not.

The revenge of Dawn Weiner

Pretty sure something good will come from this. It’s like they always say, when life gives you raw beef, make tartare.

Elliott say Thompson was never even his girlfriend, just someone he hooked up with before. All the girlfriend talk comes from her end.

But women never lie about domestic violence! We’re supposed to just assume the man did it, condemn him in social media, and ruin his life because the woman said he did it! Fuck due process and waiting for evidence to come out before we pass any personal judgments! He’s an NFL player, and it’s just easier for me to…

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Reading the article, it appears that the answer is pretty much everybody except maybe Michael Brown’s mom.