The Gawker Peanut Gallery Remix (ReallyWantToKnow - featuring Morning Martinis):

She keeps giving her number to much older men. 20s and 30s. She isn't old enough to date them.

I have one friend with a 14 year old who looks as if she is in her mid to late twenties. She doesn't wear makeup or anything. She wears mainly jeans and t-shirts. She simply looks old. She is very tall. Fairly thin. She has DDD boobs and a small waist. Her mother is absolutely freaked out by the attention she gets…

I want Martha Stewart to stay with me for a few days and do hood Florida shit with me.

I am not even shocked. I heard some old people in Florida say some crazy stuff about Obama.

I have been waiting for decades to work that line into a conversation. It hasn't happened yet, but I keep hoping. There is this one mother at the the playground, who may make it happen...

Iggy wants a Grammy like Napoleon wanted Russia. She will sacrifice 500,000 innocent beats to get a Grammy. Iggy will keep going until someone (Missy Elliot) steps forward and shuts down her battery powered Casio rhythm machine.

A bunch of women were out on the town shooting the breeze and enjoying drinks. One of the ladies was tipsy and casually mentioned that she had slept with The Deb's ex, while he and The Deb were still dating. The Deb pulled the blade out of her hair and calmly said: "I have wanted to work on your face for a looooong…

When I saw her photo, I didn't think she looked odd at all.

True story: I know a deb who looked and acted as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. I haven't been right with her (or turned my back on her), since she pulled a switchblade from her chignon.

I am still not a fan of Andre, but last night made me like him a bit more. I was hoping he would go straight up Hulk.

I was already aware of Mr. Segal's contribution to that song. I don't think it has anything to do with the strange (and often interesting) things that come out of Steven's mouth.

At first, I thought that UCB had given Steven Seagal a job and he was using his black voice again.

I have been using the term "sick beat" since the 80s. I don't know what Taylor Swift song you are referring to. I am not alone.

I want those eyebrows for my birthday...or NOW!!!! Right NOW!!!!

Like too much AXE. They are stinking up the planet.

NO! When I want to start a conversation, I talk...

Yes.

I suspect you are correct... Cafe Gardens did serve a delicious burger, though...

He was a really nice guy (thinking back, he may actually have been a hunk), but I didn't want anyone at the time. I moved to a place that wasn't quite as close to campus, so he couldn't just drop by. He didn't know where I moved.