A paltry offering from the great state of Florida:

A paltry contribution from the great state of Florida:

...please do note the impressive IDGAF expression on the face of the woman with the cigarette.

Tristen Kole Killman????!!!

This is another crazy case:

If you stack cookies in a jar like that, your fiends (typeo and it stays) will try and do some sort of intervention for your "habits". Don't ask me how I know...

Don't beat me... I got a Don King vibe from her. I could totally see her backhanding someone who brushed her hair the wrong way.

Miss Tina Knowles is something else. Remember that, or make sure your Root Box is well stocked and powerful...

...Jaden Smith released a cool mobile app called Jaden Experience...

I see what you did...

I love your screen name.

I can balance a champagne bottle on my breasts. You may now heap gold-pressed latinum at my feet.

"It's what I do. It's fashionable."

I am sure there is a time and a place for Satan, I just don't want to know when or where it is.

It wasn't even a real dish. It was a waffle bowl with whipped cream and cherries. Those were only supposed to be filled with soft serve or all fruit. Yeah. It was that serious.

If you had to deal with crazy brides, you have my sympathy. Some women should not be allowed to plan their own weddings.

They better deliver on those videos... "Bust a deal, face the Wheel."

Stepford salespeople creep me out. Particularly the ones that insist on calling my ugly kid "cute", in order to score points with me.

Many, many years ago I was secret shopped. The lady came in and wanted something that was not on the menu and against company policy to make. She tried every thing to get me to do it. She was pretty nasty about it too. I refused. I probably would have done it, if her eye make-up hadn't annoyed me.

Am I the only one who thinks Sortland would do it all over again, if given a chance?