Maybe don’t, ever. Save your money and get something even better.

Say nothing and just be thankful. They don’t have to (and shouldn’t) tip anything at all.

Eat or starve, their choice.

“Let’s be real, though: A few of us might be secretly hoping PUBG Ransomeware gets mainstream so we have an excuse to fire the game up at work.”

Who cares? If it’s such a terrible word then why on earth is so common in rap songs and in movies and not as offensive slur, but used normally.

“Honey, we’re all going to burn in hell...for eternity.”

“to subvert stereotypical gender roles”

I wonder how you’ll feel when your children treat you the same way.

No, and neither should you.

No, thanks.

Actually, unless you have a valid excuse (ex: sickness..etc) it most certainly does.

I’m “reflexively appalled” by the *lack* of bidets in some places.

I’m “reflexively appalled” by the *lack* of bidets in some places.

Well, good thing I’m a “non-smoker” who never smokes then..

This is useless, it’s too primitive. Without it actually moving the pieces then I might as well just copy AI moves off a computer screen onto a regular wooden board or something.

“or urinating without proper physical support”

Uhh...no thanks.

Uhh...no thanks.