I am SO looking forward to seeing this!

I’m grinding away, for a year or two now, I think. Still haven’t bought a guard. What makes it worse, is that I have a crown - my upper left front tooth, that has slipped down slightly, putting all the more force on my right upper front tooth.

“the ongoing investigation of the accuser”

Thank you sir.

Jizyah Shorts is my favourite. But high-to-just honorable mention goes to:

I would say that the most punch-able Duke face is the rodent/tripper.

Crispin....that is priceless. I literally laughed out loud at my desk reading that.

As to the mystery purchase, my money’s on porn.

Tossing in a conflict-of-interest tidbit: Barr’s son-in-law works as an advisor to Chump.

White men can’t jump.

Nice read. Thanks for writing. 

Another epic ass-whooping when wypipo desperately need it, which is basically all of the time.

Reagan was governor of California at the time those bullshit charges (kidnapping, conspiracy, murder) were brought against Angela Davis. And Cali still had the death penalty when she was first arrested. 

This is gold, pure gold.

He’s the Dick Clark of game show hosts. (re: agelessness)

Holy shit, now THAT shot was a rainbow.

Whooh! I can’t wait.

The Pelicans would be foolish to take that deal. The Lakers only have over-rated young’ns to trade.

While I’m rooting for Djokovic to pull off the win at RG, Rafa will have had more time to get back to his normal routine, post-injury. And it’s his surface. Rooting for Novak, but wary of Rafa.

Given how Rafa was chain-sawing his way through the field - despite his injury/surgery-caused layoff - I was worried that he would win if Djokovic wasn’t 100% focused. (Yes, Djokovic fan here)