How about they stop using euphemisms for “lie” and just straight up saying “Why are you lying? Don’t you know we all can google stuff on our phones?”

So they’re just going to be late-minute obstructionists instead of being the “bigger men” that they should be?

You think he’s bad? Wait until Andrew Cuomo tries to run for President. This idiot party will probably nominate him, too. And then we’ll all get to watch as a centrist with all of the baggage of Hillary Clinton, but none of the charm, hands four more years to Trump/Pence.

Can we just make USL into the MLS 2nd division instead? Please? The U.S Soccer federation should put some of that huge surplus towards that. It would finally bring relegation/promotion to MLS and if there are only 2 divisions fans wouldn’t jump ship like people fear they would. It would boost interest in MLS by a lot.

Chuck Schumer is such an unfortunate leader to have at a point in history that really requires dissenters to have a spine.

This is a good point, I’m going to start writing to congresspeople about it. When McConnell and Ryan refuse to let the bill see the light of day, they can submit it to the CBO and then go on the news screaming from the mountaintops how much better it is. Publicity stunt for 2018? Yes. Good idea? Also yes.

If there is anyone who looks 100% untrustworthy, its this guy.

100 years ago people would have called him a wop and laughed him right out of the election. Progress, folks!

And “letters of disappointment” is all they’re going to do, because they’re fucking weak-ass pussies who couldn’t put up a fight against a dead horse.

Counterpoint: jerking off in the shower is the highlight of my day.

There. FTFY.

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

Alright, changed my mind, THOUGHT he was harmless, but he’s a snitch asshole.

Can’t believe you gordon made lightfoot this situation.

Maybe stop naming ships Fitzgerald, Americans

Your first project for Wired was great!

Still boggles my mind to this day that eSports are a thing. Gaming, like masturbation, was to be done on your own and out of view of the public when I was growing up.

Is it confidence if you have to co-opt a personality from a commercial property? If a kid decided decided to turn himself into the personification of Jigglypuff, would we call him confident or just a big fan of Jigglypuff?

“Time and again, I think back to the moment I reached out my finger and pressed down. Why? Why did I do it? What did I think would happen?”