I wish I could star this more.

Dude, I live in a ritzy little beach town in Dade County, Florida. I don’t want a saw, I just want a freakin’ badass machete to scare neighbors and impress the ladies, perhaps not in that order.

Dude, I live in a ritzy little beach town in Dade County, Florida. I don’t want a saw, I just want a freakin’…

The machete is sold out. Pretty bummed about that.

The machete is sold out. Pretty bummed about that.

Uh we did annex Florida, in 1819. I don’t think that word means what you think it does.

Hillbilly Elegy is trash that simply appropriates racist troupes traditionally used against black people blaming them for the effects of slavery and racism and redirects the same, misguided criticism at poor whites.

Hillbilly Elegy is trash that simply appropriates racist troupes traditionally used against black people blaming…

What’s wrong with that?

I for one, welcome our new, naked, porny overlords.

When Dinic’s exists, this is just offensive to me, as a sandwich connoisseur. 

Oh shit! I think we have a legit, full on SCHISM at this point.

That was so poignant.

She was pretty, hence this qualifies as a tragedy.

This makes me miss the old KSK standby, Fun with Peter King, FJM style.

Two things we don’t need more of:

Go fish! (and not the card game)

That sounds glorious.

I want a shrink ray simply so I can get a powerwheels. 5 year old me still wants one SO BADLY.

I want a shrink ray simply so I can get a powerwheels. 5 year old me still wants one SO BADLY.

She was pretty. This is sad.

Best podcast currently going! Love most of the chapo episodes.

TL/BH

Smart people. The best people.