How the fuck is Bernie a celebrity? Because he’s a popular politician? That guy is as serious as they come.

Oh yea. It was a real thing. My uncle was a captain in the Vietnam War. He said that you had to be cognizant of that possibility.

I drink seltzer religiously, I go through about two liters a day.

I drink seltzer religiously, I go through about two liters a day.

This is the most boring list imaginable. It’s the mayonnaise sandwich of lists.

This is the most boring list imaginable. It’s the mayonnaise sandwich of lists.

That’s maybe the most eloquent explanation of being an American I have ever read. I sincerely thank you for that and will direct people to it. Glad to have you as a fellow countryman.

If you make more than a certain amount, yes. The top rate at one point in the administration of that infamous communist, Dwight Eisenhower, was 91%. Did that stop people at the top from trying to let alone make money? No!

Gladly. Not everyone is that kind of selfish.

The fact that Adam fucking Carolla has this much money is evidence we’re doing wealth distribution totally wrong in this country.

And those clauses are regularly defeated in court by attorneys.

No, it’s not OK.

Robert Gould Shaw really did die leading the 54th Massachusetts in their assault of Battery Wagner.

I wish I could physically fight that comment by old Chuckles. It makes me nauseous.

Trump isn’t handling these people much differently from a substantive point of view than Obama, or any other President has, it’s just that everything Trump does is vile on every level.

Yea. Fuck that island nation for offering cheap airfare to stimulate its tourist trade!

I was all pissed off and about to write up some huge diatribe against stupid fucking baseball players and their shitty opinions. But then I saw the word aren’t in the headline and briefly was reassured in some goodness in humanity.

What happened to her? She’s the only writer I’ve ever developed a crush on merely from reading her.

Everything in that sentence after “that” checks out.

This. I don’t know why my friends all seem shocked when I espouse leftist ideals and am not necessarily philosophically opposed to violence to achieve those goals.

Lifelong south Floridian, can confirm. Although, that’s seemingly becoming less of a thing as time goes.

I forget they legalized it in Massachusetts. More like Hashachusetts, amiright?