1. Tigers and all large cats are magnificent.

Yea. Fuck that island nation for offering cheap airfare to stimulate its tourist trade!

I was all pissed off and about to write up some huge diatribe against stupid fucking baseball players and their shitty opinions. But then I saw the word aren’t in the headline and briefly was reassured in some goodness in humanity.

What happened to her? She’s the only writer I’ve ever developed a crush on merely from reading her.

Everything in that sentence after “that” checks out.

This. I don’t know why my friends all seem shocked when I espouse leftist ideals and am not necessarily philosophically opposed to violence to achieve those goals.

Lifelong south Floridian, can confirm. Although, that’s seemingly becoming less of a thing as time goes.

I forget they legalized it in Massachusetts. More like Hashachusetts, amiright?

This. I’ve been getting a lot of my friends to admit that they don’t really have actual liberal economic ideals, just social ones.

Glad I just learned how to get some free tacos!

If a sandwich is a hero, and hot dog is a sandwich, is a hot dog a hero?

That’s because your people perpetrated the most organized, fully supported by its government and institutions, genocide in history (at least in recent history). And it happened so recently that there are still victims of it alive, albeit fewer each day.

He sure can lead a group of men to the promised land.

I know! That autocorrect is zany sometimes!

Why is it curious? Trump won. By definition we (Americans) didn’t give two tumbling fucks about their very serious and concerning allegations.

I have no idea whom any of these people are and I feel superior to those that do.

I just got those Bruno Magli chukas for $129, and a Bob Griese throwback, because I’m a putz.

I just got those Bruno Magli chukas for $129, and a Bob Griese throwback, because I’m a putz.

I’m sorry if standing up for myself is “self-righteous.” You’re just not very smart, I’m afraid.

That last sentence was poetry.