Pause your DVR for the 8 seconds or so to sync up with the delay. The problem i always have is commercials don’t line up so you’re constantly rejiggering.

That’s like people from Miami. “Oh you’re from Miami too, where?”

You thinking the amount spent on the wedding should in any way dictate how the groom’s friends react to this request is emblematic of what’s wrong with this country.

I concur as a Dolphins fan.

I’m in two wedding parties this spring, and this funbag question legit just gave me a panic attack at the prospect of being expected to be in some choreographed routine.

I like the original Polo scent. Is there something wrong with it?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

That Bernie Sanders post was the epitome of shitposting. Henceforth, all other shitposts shall be measured against that one.

Counterpoint:

Glad the Democrats ran the worst candidate and an even worse(er) campaign to prevent this from being the norm. It’s almost like they didn’t want to win. Sad!

Nice way to humble brag about having a home!

Really? I’ve uh, done some online research on her previously and never saw Playboy pics.

Oh. I thought you meant Booker was somehow 8 years wiser after seeing what Obama went through.

What lessons? Obama has been trying to kick the proverbial football the Republicans have been pulling up for 8 years, like Lucy from Peanuts.

So exactly how would he be any different than Obama, seeing is how you just described him, also.

I would prefer the sweet release of death to any of the above stated options, including status quo.

Bannon? He can summon a shitstorm? Are you fucking serious? With what? Pepe the frog memes? GTFO.

It should be blindingly obvious by now our press is completely unequipped to handle this.

Thus destroying any real interest that could ever be generated in women’s basketball.

Them’s hominy grits.