Ezeli is smart though because he went to Vanderbilt. People forget that.

Nor is it watchable

I want to read what you write, but it’s such a slog I never can get myself to do it.

That’s been an inside joke between myself and my sister since it first aired.

He dies of a heart attack on the mound.

Jaegermeister

EASY:

Boooooo. Former Sunny Isles resident, here. Hollywood has the boardwalk! And, and, (drawing a blank here on what else it has to offer).

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE YOUR HAND IN THE DIRT?

Soulcaliber???

My ex-gf originally from West Virginia moved there after we broke up. I would make a comment about her lack of taste, but, I resemble that remark dunno.

Not a ‘Stros fan, but Bagpipes deserves to be in, ‘roids, or no ‘roids.

You tried.

Wrestler, telestrator, or both?

User name checks out.

Why the hell would his family go on some snarky blog to read about their loved one’s suicide? Serious question here.

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a tea in teabag.

I truly don’t understand the cognitive disconnect needed to think that football is some awful, barbaric sport that needs to be abolished, when those same people are fans of MMA or any just about any combat sport.

Go back to your mediocre show for more ‘clappause’, Seth Myers.

The Onion is seriously struggling to keep up. It almost seems like they just repeat news now.