Um, you just described the show.

Fun Fact:

Certified MOT here, please do go on, since now you’ve piqued my curiosity.

Got to do it at my bar mitzvah. Got dropped off the side, still fun. 8/10 would do it again and is a good argument in favor of getting married, so you can experience it again.

I can’t wait for the outraged column from Mary Beth Williams responding to this.

These corn-rubes always give it away in the first paragraph. It’s always about somehow making a University of Nebraska football pro team. They want a team where Eric Crouch hands the ball off to Ahman Green with Tom Osburne on the sideline.

It’s in the Constitution. He doesn’t have to give a speech though.

This pic would be vastly improved if the wardrobes were traded.

I played high school football with Devin and if he is 5'11", I’m 6'7". Hint, I’m not really 6'7".

James Woods, too, ALLEGEDLY.

Ben Cahoon! He was Welker before Welker!

Starred for the use of putz.

That should be grounds for a legal homicide.

TL/DR

Seriously. WTF is this wet meat complaint? You want bone dry meat? Does that sound appetizing either?

Jim Thorpe would like a word with you.

Yup.

Holy shit, I can tell from these miserable takes what a shitheel you are in real life. Congratulations?

Because she had a sheltered life followed by a sheltered collegiate experience at an Ivy League school in her own hometown (so she didn’t have to move or experience anything out of her sheltered existence).

I don’t think does grow antlers. I thought only bucks do.