One thing I learned from this article, you are very pretty.

That’s good kinja.

RIP in peace

Is Matt Barnes gonna have to choke a bitch, is not apparently a rhetorical question.

Merkel is no hill to die on. She’s part of the problem. Burn her too.

Good thing you aren’t in charge, then.

This sounds more reasonable.

Have those computer speakers. Can confirm they’re awesome.

Have those computer speakers. Can confirm they’re awesome.

No, you cannot reject the franchise tag.

Your auto insurance hires and pays for your attorney in that situation. That’s part of the reason why you have insurance.

Seconded. Lots of dumb lawyers/law students. I went to a fourth tier law school, and while most people were smart, some, um, weren’t.

No doubt about Colbert. The Colbert Report was the pinnacle of political satire. I don’t think anyone has ever been so sharp and funny as Colbert when he’s at his best, like this piece: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ehanpl/the-colbert-report-the-ballad-of-cliven-bundy

This.

I don’t understand people that can sleep sitting up.

We’re all gonna die, aren’t we?

Not good. We’re boned.

Citation needed.

That last picture shows the then chief of the South Vietnamese police. He was not military.

QUIT SAYING HE WAS A SAFE CHOICE. THEY LOST!