That’s bullshit. You can do things blindingly fast with the will to do so. Medicare? Enacted at once. Medicaid? Same thing. They instituted universal healthcare in England all at once too. All those public works projects funded by the New Deal? Pretty immediate.

Except Orlando doesn’t have a beach.

Native south Floridian here and longtime Miami area resident (barely anyone lives in Miami proper, most of it is not a desirable place to live) so that establishes my bona fides.

Near me those people at those jobs are all adults working full time to support their families.

You will pay ever so slightly more for some things although unless you’re really poor, that will be imperceptible (and more likely offset by the raise you got) to you.

That is because some stores are noticing they lose more money by people stealing stuff in the self check lines than they save through labor cuts.

Make it Jenny Pearbottom and now you’ve got my attention.

A million times this.

If you can’t afford to pay people the minimum wage and make a profit, then you don’t deserve to stay in business. Your margins are shit. Adapt or die.

Slice Miami is one of the worst things ever.

Fellow Ebater here. Can vouch for it. I’d Ebate all over the place if it was socially acceptable.

She isn’t aging well.

Made from real gorilla chest!

The Dolphins and Panthers (hockey) pull similar shady stuff.

The Dolphins and Panthers in south Florida do something similar to this but don’t charge people.

Who the fuck is Sunil Galati and who the fuck appointed him? I’ve got my torch lit and pitchfork ready.

Of our days and our nights. I guess you could say I want him in charge of me.

2003 just called and said Josh Beckett is ready to pitch again on short rest.

This is probably a good thing. Going back to Bruce Arena is undoubtedly a bad thing.