Andrew Jackson ushered in a great many of the democratic reforms we take for granted, like abolishing property requirements to vote, and abolishing the spoils system. He also was a hero of the American Revolution.

Syrians, Libyans, Yemenis, Iraqis, Afghans and a few other countries’ babies would like to have a word with you, but can’t because they’re now dead.

You should start by saying that your disastrous pushing of Hillary in the primary is what led us to this. Anything without that preface is incomplete and dishonest.

She should be jailed simply for the crappy campaign she ran.

This should be a recurring feature.

Cry. The answer is cry.

That bust of Lincoln was sculpted with a smile on its face, originally.

Your tag gave me an inward smile. That is as far as I’m willing or able to be cheered up at this moment.

He’s projecting how all proper thinking Americans feel.

I love the sentiment, but I honestly feel defeated at the moment.

Kind of an important detail, he was sworn in on Thomas Jefferson’s personal copy of the Koran. Not just some copy they picked up at Waldenbooks.

Why? The truth a little too harsh?

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OK, so why wouldn’t Clinton adopt a more friendly policy towards marijuana? Oh that’s right, she wasn’t interested in doing anything other than haranguing them for their vote.

You “cannot” because she is right and you are wrong, full stop.

Floridian here, and just about once a month, you hear on the news of someone either drowning in their car that went into water somehow, or making it out because of a device like that.

Floridian here, and just about once a month, you hear on the news of someone either drowning in their car that went…

Hillary will not nominate such people. Stop projecting your own wishes upon her. She has no desire to put the Citizen’s United toothpaste back in the tube.

Where’s the Jezebel writers calling all these people fuckface assholes for not publicly extolling the virtues of a candidate whom if they weren’t a woman they would consider so corrupted as to be disqualified????

Good. They overreached with Penn State, and had to walk that one back, significantly, and they have no business punishing Baylor over criminal matters.

Or maybe we’ve grown so tired of voting for the least bad option it’s been beaten out of us. I promised myself to not make any more lesser of two evil votes after Obama. Sticking with it.