You should also never tell anyone about ass to mouth.

Hey! At least you’re honest! Me and my “Yeah but I wouldn’t tell anyone”

Nope, sorry, the only thing that might make this election cycle worth reliving would be if they did this again at Hillary’s inauguration, with Hillary herself onstage. And with a bigger horn section. That trumpet player made me cry ugly tears. She was magnificent.

Worst song on the album by a large margin.

I bet they probably have next months rent covered. I can’t relate to these two. Ugh...

Never forget.

Met Trent and Courtney at the same time. They were both delightful assholes if this makes sense.

Defending someone’s sexual assault allegations by pointing at others doesn’t make the allegations go away.

That looks like a 3rd, less fun ball.

Neil, we’d probably end up obliterated either way, but I feel under Clinton we’d at least get a few more years before it happened.

I knew a guy who had a testicular torsion and apparently he was at his office writhing on the ground in agony. Like, they called an ambulance.

But they’re so clean and non-hairy! Well-groomed nails.

Summer of 2015, TESTICULAR TORSION! Then complications from the initial surgery! Thank god everything works properly.

Wait is there come sort of snickers/cervix correlation I don’t know about?

That man is a War Boy, and he is awaited at Volvohalla.

This IS Craigslist, after all. You could probably offer ATM in exchange for the car.

Is it pregnant?

Mulva!

Right! Because in 2008 she was diagnosed with breast cancer and had a double mastectomy.