I originally thought it read "erotic snakes," and was extremely disturbed.

"He was reportedly in possession of "a pizza and a small amount of cash.""

Clicked on the Vice article about Keegan's Kult. Saw the vest he is wearing in the second photo. Yeah, dude is certifiable.

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition:

Obviously it's a good thing this guy is behind bars, but I'm starting to get uncomfortable with our culture's attitude toward privacy. We're trading privacy for convenience more every day. We say, "Hey, I have nothing to hide, why should I care?" And I do it too. It's just a trend I've noticed. I'm not really sure…

For every dollar PETA spends on them, I'm going to go out and maul a rabbit and leave it on their doorstep. And then shit in their pool.

YES, WE WANT EVERYONE TO DIE.

Better than sending him a spreadsheet, though.

That's awful. But it sounds like her reason was less that the sex was unsatisfying and more that she's completely delusional. The article says she might have shot her former husband too. I hope this guy makes a full recovery.

Isn't that already a thing? It only pops straight up out of the toaster.

Maybe they should have just hired Cheney? And given every passenger, crewman, and worker a bullet-proof vest.

Several passengers interviewed said the bird deaths were the "most pleasant" part of the entire United experience.

I wonder if I could just send them a picture of a piece of brown paper and finally get really evenly toasted bread. Cause that might be worth it.

you can share the videos of your cat eating with your friends too!

I'm pretty sure that would just make my cat shit in my bed.

Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.

Sounds like someone is fulfilling the requirements of their 12 step program.

I'm willing to bet that 4/5 Americans are racist. That actually seems like a pretty low number to me.

Unlike most supporters of the name am not going to claim to be 1/16 Native American- and say am not offended. Native Americans lost the many wars that they decided to fight with the U.S; they can take their complaints against the name and keep it on the reservation while they struggle with alcoholism. I don't care;…

That, and "things got a little out of control on Twitter," as he told the Washington Post.