No, an artisanal sex tape.

So does that mean I can return this empty case of Two Buck Chuck? I wasn't sure if I was satisfied so I had to drink the other 11 bottles to be sure.

My friends call me Real. Real JeniTalia.

Coming here to say this! Isn't she the one with the smelly pussy? Or something? I think that's her claim to fame. That her vagina may or may not smell foul and she sued someone over it.

I thought that said “Gas Dick” and I was like “Ehh...I guess I see it, but it’s a stretch.”

I propose a black hole to be inserted in vaginas. This may end up killing the woman whose vagina it's attached to, but no blood. So win!

Jesus I rather take two dicks in my ass than insert two ginormous tampons in my (non-existent) vagina.

Fat, Sausagey Wiener is the name of my Styx cover band.

Brb, trying.

Oh my god this is my first favorite “That’s my fetish” GIF. What is that from??

Holy fuck once again I am so thankful I have a dick. This is a thing!??!

CANNOT UNSEE.

Some of them.

I think they’re vastly underestimating Rachel. They think she's helpless but she's smart and still a Leda. She’s still a threat, I just don’t know who she’s going to go after.

Don't forget about the transclone. Although I know that gender identity and sexual orientation are completely different. It's just interesting that there's so much diversity among the group (oh my God for a second I thought this was real).

I think she does. She looked even more pissed than normal. Rachel is definitely still there.

Ok can we talk for a second about the clone in the preview for next weeks episode that looks like Courtney Stodden? Of course there's a stripper clone.

Aussie Meat Pie sounds like a filthy and/or dangerous sex act. Still not as gross as a Czechoslovakian Meat Pie.

Apparently they’re quite good for men with ample girth (no dick getting choked to death). Or so I hear.

Is there any gay sex? Inquiring minds want to know.