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Bjork doesn't exist in MTV World, except as that weird old lady from like Holland or something who makes weird music.

Bjork doesn't exist in MTV World, except as that weird old lady from like Holland or something who makes weird music.

urright

urright

-1 for not having Snooki present, since she would likely show up drunk and start calling MTV a bunch of bitches for cancelling her show. Bonus points if she did it while barely holding on to her baby.

-1 for not having Snooki present, since she would likely show up drunk and start calling MTV a bunch of bitches for cancelling her show. Bonus points if she did it while barely holding on to her baby.

Pressure will be huge on those two kids to be funny. 

Pressure will be huge on those two kids to be funny. 

did you let out a high-pitched warble?

did you let out a high-pitched warble?

What if the guy they bought it from is Clint Eastwood, and he won't let them also buy an old chair because that's all he has to talk to?

What if the guy they bought it from is Clint Eastwood, and he won't let them also buy an old chair because that's all he has to talk to?

There are way more crazy old rural people with tons of shit spread over their property than I ever imagined.

There are way more crazy old rural people with tons of shit spread over their property than I ever imagined.

George: Look at this place, Florence! You ain't done a damn thing all day but sit in front of the TV.

George: Look at this place, Florence! You ain't done a damn thing all day but sit in front of the TV.

MTV's producers are likely already planning Snooki's kid's show, release scheduled 2027.

MTV's producers are likely already planning Snooki's kid's show, release scheduled 2027.

Scary how they forecasted the rise of the Tea Party like 30 years before it actually happened.

Scary how they forecasted the rise of the Tea Party like 30 years before it actually happened.