You know, from these people, I don’t even give a flying fuck about their policies, because look how uninformed she is. Positive energy flow? Get off my lawn. I WANT a politician this time around, who actually knows how bills become laws and doesn’t reckon they can just use executive privilege for unlimited hamberders…

What kills me is how the State will actively go out of its way to make life harder for you. I got a dumb speeding ticket for $400 so i show up court to see if there something I can do to have it reduced. First off the only people who show up to traffic court are the niave who think they’ll argue their way out of it…

This is their defense:

It just underscores that “build the wall” was never about border security; it’s aways been about racism and white supremacy. 

This is so weird and bad. Even if it was intentional, which seems unlikely, wouldn’t the parents be the ones responsible? How is a 12 y/o supposed to tell a counterfeit, especially if it was only noticed with the counterfeit pen? What’s the point in suspending him? To derail a high-achieving student’s career? Messed…

I was going to say it was dumb the other way. If you really think the kid is counterfeiting, call the Secret Service. How do you come up with a suspension for a 15 year federal felony? Especially if the note is convincing enough that the only way the worker could tell is with a marker. 

The best reply I saw on Twitter was something like ‘Why would they ban their mascot?’, which is the appropriate take.

The Anti-Defamation League funds a seminar in Israel and brings over many police officers and officials from US police agencies. Hundreds of Americans have attended. It teaches, among other things, crowd control policies. 3 years before the St. Louis protests, the chief of police attended a seminar in Israel on crowd…

The whole team should have boycotted the meet.

Fuck everyone in the room who didn’t stop this. 

The ‘trained liars’ bit caught my ear, she’s clearly listening to white nationalist, Jordan Peterson, Tucker Carlson, hateful propaganda.

But did they find shirts that are completely opaque? Opaque to the point that it doesn’t matter what color bra I’m wearing? Those are really effing hard to find and I’ve worn the life out of most of the ones I have. No, the solution isn’t to layer two shirts or wear a camisole underneath. If I’m paying for a shirt, it…

My drawings have been plagiarized before, and at first I was like, “Oh okay, they’re just using what I drew to practice drawing, totally fine.” Then I read what they had to say about it, which was something like, “These images have just been bouncing around my head for so long, I had to get them out.”

I will be the first to let you know if things go bad!

DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,…

I’d really like to know more about this essay!!

But how do you know that your spouse likes the same kind of bacon you like, if neither of you have tried bacon and have no idea how to cook the bacon? Maple or Apple smoked? Thin sliced or thick? Peppered (hell no)? Soft cooked or well done? What if you absolutely LOVE bacon and your spouse decides, now that they’ve…

What is wrong with people who’s first instinct is to think “What colour was the attacker?! Were his papers in order?”

A child about 8-9 once grabbed my boob. Like deliberately. You know what I did? Not call the cops. Told him it was wrong and moved on. He wasn’t trying to sexually assault me, he thought it was funny. I told him it wasn’t okay, don’t do it again. Case closed.