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I was originally against the idea of a recount, but now that the president elect is convinced it’s necessary to do a nationwide recount to ferret out millions of illegal votes, I’ll support it.

God, I wish somebody would point this out, but DONALD TRUMP CAN’T DECIDE BY HIMSELF HE IS GOING TO PROSECUTE HILLARY CLINTON. Why can’t a supposedly intelligent and smart journalist bring that up or even note that

He read some comments on the internet that claimed 3 million people voted illegally, so he thinks it’s true. What he doesn’t know is those comments were made by his his staff’s Russian proxies.

He still likes his base to believe that illegals and dead people voted for Hillary. They have absolutely no proof, but then again, they don’t care since they need to believe everything is rigged against them.

I really hope EU leaders treat him like the tiny baby he is and turn their noses up when they have to deal with him.

She has 0.00 empathy, doesn’t believe in facts, lies with a straight face, is ruthless in destroying people she perceives as enemies.... She’d make a great “minister of the interior” in a country where that position was code for state sponsored assassin. Maybe soon it will be.

I never would have predicted that I would be praying for Mitt Romney to hold a position of power. Please! He’s an adult who can conduct himself in an appropriate manner! He has some intelligence and occasionally listens to experts! How low the bar has sunk.

This scenario makes the most sense to me, too. Ever the patrician, Romney agreed to meet his President-elect but I imagine he truly did not want to get himself stained by all tidal wave of Trump-crazy drama that will wash over us for the next 4 years.

The thing about Conway, is that she is really good at this shit. Really good. I listen to her and within seconds I start to become confused in my thinking, get a “wavy” disoriented feeling and wonder if I am crazy. The ultimate gaslighter. I’ve never seen anything like it. She’s looking like she’s been rode hard and

Okay yep, this makes the most sense. I was wondering why, if all his supporters (who never complained about his picks before this) are “complaining” about Romney, why Trump didn’t just come out and bash the man too. This is why. Trump got rejected by the pretty man, so he has to try and ruin the guy’s rep. Same as

An attention grab/potential funding for the party (whatever money isn’t used for the recount)/the usual Green party ties to election integrity (not a bad thing, even though I can’t stand Stein). This has ZERO to do with trying to turn around the results, and she is all over Twitter trashing the fuck out of Hillary as

I was coming here to say this

What exactly is the point of the recount then? An attention grab?

Yeppp, this is why all of that “Jill Stein, my queen, she shall save the world!” nonsense never made any sense. Stein has NO desire to help Hillary or save the fucking world.

Also Jill Stein is on twitter blasting Hillary for joining the recount effort? As if this election wasn’t batshit stupid enough.

I’m pretty sure Romney has declined the Secretary of State position and Conway is acting on Trumps orders to malign him. Then it can look like he “rejected” Romney because his followers didn’t approve. It scares me how easily he seems to be able to get his talking points out to the media and covered as facts.

“I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”

I just can’t believe she has the gall to say that liberals should move on and Trump is being magnanimous for taking back his threat to jail his political opponent when her boss was whining and crying about the election being rigged before a single vote was cast. I can’t believe this bullshit is our reality.

He’s going to make her press secretary, isn’t he? It’s like he knows my innermost fears and has been spending the past year and a half making them all come true. I’m now expecting him to announce a federal tax credit for research into figuring out how to get a giant, carnivorous bunny to live in my closet.

Hey come on now, he was elected to run the country like he runs his business, and he is! He’s outsourcing all the tasks and now the presidency is Trump ® branded!