Omg Cotton fucking Hill. I’d been desperately trying to think of who Pence reminded me of, as I knew I’d seen that smug, puckered face before.

Nah, I don’t think that’ll happen.

He’ll step down when he can’t milk anymore money out of it. If the Senate steps in to cut off the cash flow, he’ll be out sooner.

Most likely Trump will be sworn in as president, but that doesn’t mean that the rest of the country is just going to sit back and take whatever he dishes out. We are now the opposition party. We are now the resistance. We have an opportunity to come back as a stronger better and more effective democratic party. …

This won’t spare us from Trump’s presidency. In 2000, everything went insane over a recount in ONE state—this insanity will require at least THREE state recounts.

Cotton Hill...I KNEW that motherfucker looked familiar.....

I lol’d at Cotton Hill. I needed that.

Doesn’t care to what, grift? Not like Cheeto’s going to do any actual presidenting anyway, Cotton Hill’s gonna do all that for him.

The entire sequence of events seems odd, but “faked robbery and faked mental breakdown in preparation for divorce” sounds like fake moon landings level daftness.

Fucking “sources.”

There’s a lot more to the “stolen” ring, mental breakdown. I really think these two want to split. There’s a few things that are not right here.

Absolutely. The whole “drain the swamp” thing was wool over the eyes of so many people. He’s stacking the deck with the same old jagoffs and most of the incumbents went right back to Washington.

52 year old liberal who has spent over four decades watching uninformed knee-jerk patriots vote for people who have systematically undermined their future so they can believe themselves to be real Americans. They know the Republicans are out to fuck them. They just know they’re going to fuck other people worse. That…

The lack of an intermediary was part of what made Jesus’s teachings revolutionary. Humans be humans though and before long the intermediaries hijacked the donkey cart.

And his gun was illegally owned too, after a domestic battery conviction.

The problem is I don’t really love my extended family that much.

Sorry dude—if Mike Pence’s bible taught me anything it’s that smiting my brother is just fine down here because I only answer to Jesus. Petard hoisted.

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

There won’t be any thanksgiving next year because of food rations due to the war with China.