Yeah, reverse racism is definitely a big problem for America. For the past eight years, white Americans haven’t had a president who looks like them. Now we’re expecting another four years of an orange president. Something needs to be done about this oppressive system.

Now only one kind of humans life matter. Maybe he was just one step over their line?

Oy, I had to explain this to someone the other day. She said she was finally starting to feel hopeful because of “our system of checks and balances.” I told her that the Supreme Court was unlikely to do an extreme, immediate about-face on stuff like abortion and marriage equality, because that’s just not really how…

“I’m gonna bring everyone together! (by deporting, jailing, or killing dissenters)“

To be fair, this whole series of events has been one unending nightmare.

We’re taking a giant goosestep forward.

Remember, Hillary wasn’t liberal enough. Either we want the perfect candidate or just blow it all to hell, apparently.

We need to stop using the term “family values.” There’s got to be something more accurate, like “retrograde hatred values.”

So some dumb fuck hick racist judge from Alabama will now be cracking down on BLM for the next 4 years. What, was Roy Moore busy or something?

Should be a widely known fact by now, that the heart of the Trump’s America is:

Y’all I am trolling Twitter to clapback at the Trump supporters who wanted to drain the swamp. Life is good the gods have blessed us!

This is a nightmare for those who are worried about immigration. Jeff Sessions is extremely dangerous because he actually knows quite a lot about how the immigration system works, in minute details. He’s not a dumb man either. He knows exactly where to stick the knife.

Sessions is, naturally, anti-abortion and opposed to marriage equality because of his deeply-held family values.

so Japanese internment camps, anti-semetic, anti-women’s reproductive rights.

Remember those crazy days when being a paid agent of two foreign governments - Turkey and Russia - was considered disqualifying from being placed at the pinnacle of American intelligence? And not even secretly! Openly declared!

Well. I guess this means Guliani will definitely be Secretary of State and Palin will be Secretary of Interior. Because when you’re going to fuck up, you may as well go all the way.

Trump’s cabinet picks are basically an ISIS wet dream. They’re going to have an easy time recruiting when they can literally point to the anti-Islamic statements and policies of the Trump administration and say “America hates Muslims.”

First chill

Jesus, this whole “I am president of the whole country, not just the people who voted for me” is really not sinking in for the Donald, huh?

Shouldn’t he be focusing on, oh, I don’t know, figuring out how to run the fucking country instead of having a “victory tour.”