I’m in a red state. I am not sitting in some coastal city. I’m attacking Trump voters for their regressiveness, not out of geographical difference.

Half of my family is from Appalachia as well. I grew up in farmland. This was not an outsider perspective. If the GOP-voting people in deep red Appalachia want me as an ally, I’d need to know they’re willing to be an ally to both the Constitution and those of us who don’t fit their molds 100%.

Well if that happens you know he’ll blame Obama for it, while fellating Trumples as being manly.

The jobs will be in Guadalajara in 2 months without another blackmail payment.

Or gives a shit, in my case. Fuck that corporate welfare/blackmail. Trumples talked about ‘punishing’ the company if they shipped out the jobs, let the bloated tick put his money where his face-asshole is.

He just expects things to happen, he doesn’t think about the logic behind it.

Uncle Pence says Donny can’t have sharp things like tie pins.

One thousand white rural jobs. A more precious commodity than air, water, or freedom.

I vote for Dat Boi burning a Confederate flag.

Organize? Sure. Stop calling him names? Not while I draw breath.

Conservatives don’t hate government intrusion. They hate government intrusion into their profiteering. That is all. If the can tilt the market unfairly, good, as long as they profit.

About the same time they’ll figure out that Teevee Wrasslin’s all made up?

I stand corrected. Toby Keef it is.

Look, Detroit has black people in it. That’s racist against white people to help any black people even by accident. That money should have rightfully gone to subsidized Tim McGraw concerts for the truly needy.

Listen here, commie, there’s rural voters to not-really-save, so we gotta give em handouts! Save the endangered North American Cracker!

I wonder if the MAGA-hat-wearing factory worker who was filmed praising Trump for saving them will have any buyer’s remorse?

Who’s gonna complain? Sane adults? Nobody in Government will listen to us. They’re either up Trump’s asshole or too busy whimpering about how to win back Archie Bunker.

Lol, he literally had to beg Carrier to only ship half the jobs to Mexico. Begged. And then he stupidly admitted it.

Lol now this is getting funny. I gotta say, the moment you let the mask slip and started playing the bongos along to a 45 of the Might Mouse theme, it clicked. Far better than the Gatsby schtick or the wrestling.

Yeah but you also seriously doubt the Earth is a sphere and that copy machines and printers don’t have gnomes in them who draw “real gud pitchers”.