Lol now this is getting funny. I gotta say, the moment you let the mask slip and started playing the bongos along to a 45 of the Might Mouse theme, it clicked. Far better than the Gatsby schtick or the wrestling.

Yeah but you also seriously doubt the Earth is a sphere and that copy machines and printers don’t have gnomes in them who draw “real gud pitchers”.

So like a day after your pantywaist pizza-goitered nazi-cuddling leader gets his orange snowflake feefees hurt by another country for telling him he can’t eat the moon.

As long as the banshee from the Michael’s bag fiasco gets conscripted just to see the look on her face.

Why’d you bother asking for a response and then dismiss my reply to you? Lolz.

Oh I love the idea of being proud of my country and what it stands for.

Hey now, they’re just feeling economically threatened. We must comfort them and make them feel loved.

I fuckin’ hope so.

Or the Horst Wessel song.

I just wanna see some protestors en masse burning Confederate flags and watch the Trumpenproletariat burble and sputter when they realize there ain’t shit they can legally do. Oh, they’ll riot, but it’d be fun to see Trumples have to either make the Traitor Flag our flag, or do nothing and anger the NASCARnies.

She did. But it wasn’t outlawing it entirely nor did it come with the threat of unpersoning. Oh, to be sure, it was Clintonista triangulation. But it wasn’t on Trumples’ level.

It’s a much shorter paragraph and doesn’t include rolling back voting rigts, reproductive rights, the right to marriage for gay Americans, the destruction of the EPA, the Dept of Education, public schools overall, clean water and clean air rights, union rights, freedoms of speech, religion, and press, food safety and…

I can almost hear the bullfrog noise.

And literally a steaks in foil salesman.

I will gladly take your place as the guffawer.

You don’t think, period, Quisling. :)

Your opinion doesn’t matter to me. You’re an apologist for fascism on the rise. Dissssssssss....MISSED!

Same here. So it’s even more shameful that you’d sit back and watch it begin again. Go fucking rot, Quisling.

Shut up? Nah. Fuck off, fascist-fellator.

He’s a Prisoner of Cheeto’s War on GOP Decorum and Order.