The obvious reply was that the commercial had balls. How so many ppl miss that? :)

I easily could have been killed by my 2012 Accord's "Brake Priority Logic" and a moronic service adviser. (The Statute of Limitations isn't up so I could still sue.) Thankfully, there was the internet to provide the answers. Once you get off the Honda Kool-Aid, and look at the products objectively, you become less…

Hello, after lo these many months! Yes, I'm "doug-g", I just messed up my account many months ago and couldn't figure out how to reopen it. I wasn't in the mood to mess with support and just did the new one. I've been busy with "adult" things: Getting my mother through pancreatic cancer, dealing with her estate…

I wish I could figure a way for Cadillac to overcome the ingrained perceptions that people seem to have of the brand. Perhaps the major issue is that Cadillac ran around aimlessly for 20-30 years building complete crap. When Cadillac tried to get serious, the dealers took over the duty of supplying carriage roofs,…

I wonder how many cars you've given out over the years? I'll bet it's more than Oprah and the Price is Right combined.

I live in the middle of nowhere (second house from the corner). I was talking to a guy who works for Tesla and mentioned that I'd never been near one of their cars. He said, "well, you're about a 100 feet from one right now". I was so interested in the car I forgot to ask how in the Hell he got it there. Now I…

Seriously, I got as far as the front page of Bestgore.com and hit the back button. This from a person who can even stomach Joel Ewanick!

I was the primary caregiver for my mother who recently passed away with pancreatic cancer. You develop humor or you suffer in pain - much of it self-pity.

Kark Slym: Mr. Wert, thank you for inviting me up here where we can have some privacy and discuss this "sponsored content" that my company has contracted with you for.

In further news, following an overnight battle, China has now taken key sections of Bangkok and declared victory. China has hired the former "Baghdad Bob" of Iraq to be their official spokesman in the area.

Reporter: What was the extent of the victim's injuries?

You know full well what suggestions I'm talking about, I sent them via carrier pigeon over three days... OMG, that must have been the birds the idiots hit with the car!

I finally decided to help Ray with this, he's really nothing without me. You'll be noticing the improved quality as he's able to implement more of my suggestions.

I think the *proper* term is "sponsored content".

I'm actually quite impressed by the 21.6mpg since I am SURE this car was not driven to maximize mileage.

Memo from Ray Wert

No need, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

They'd know the difference?

Actually, thanks for the fish. :)

Looks like a Malibu in a dense fog.