It’s Harry Potter with curly “Weird Al” hair

But a child shouldn’t have to be *an orphan* for a someone to adopt them.

Just for the record, their rosé IS delicious. I can kinda understand why he’d be pissed about this.

I thought that was her calf muscle. That I see now it’s actually her knee it’s worse. No one has knees that smooth.

Two words: Celebration, Florida.

Sure he does. People take way less than their labor is actually worth all the time, it’s one of the big issues of our time and part of the whole minimum wage conversation. It’s not insulting to say that they should be paid more, it’s insulting that they don’t get paid fair wages from the jump, even if they’re…

I don’t really get this point - there are lots of people who are great at their jobs and have a ton of experience who accept underpaying jobs. And there’s a lot of reasons why that may be the case - maybe they don’t know what they’re really worth, maybe they do but are happy with the status quo, maybe they value perks…

Could they BE any cuter?!?!  Mazel tov to these lovely kids!

This person gets it. 

This is not a well researched article based on fair comparisons (shocking for Jezebel, I know.)

Valieva has been happily infantilized in the press, noted for liking stuffed animals and her dreams of traveling the world.

I dunno if you’ve seen Eilish outside of the burlap sack outfits but she’s built like a brick shit house. Kanye would be pulling his MAGA cap out of his colon if she decided to throw down.

I normally couldn’t give a shit about Billie Eilish, but I hope she tells Kanye to go fuck himself.

Anyone who cares would rather forget about this assclown.

I fucking love Damon Albarn and he can run circles around Swiftie talent-wise and is basically a fucking genius but he didn’t have to be such a cunt about it. Plus, it’s not true, Swift can most definitely write her own songs even if I’d rather slit my veins than listen to them.

I always thought they were supposed to be dwarves, as-in, the fictional race of miners who work and sometimes live underground, have a masterful understanding of stone and precious gems, and are known for being industrious.

Technically, they work in a cave, and live in a house. That said, and even acknowledging the movie doesn’t exactly heap mockery onto the dwarfs for being short, I’ll agree it’s not the most progressive depiction of short people in film.

Are the dwarfs supposed to be humans with dwarfism or are they their own separate species like other fantasy works though? 

That profile does not do him any favors — he comes across as extremely entitled, narcissistic and plays the victim, believing that he has never done anything wrong. He blames C-PTSD, which he may actually have (no way for us to know) but seems to have learned absolutely nothing from alleged years of therapy and…

Let’s see. In the middle of a global pandemic and lockdown the likes of which most of us have never experienced, some celebs tried to do something positive and loving.