Also, if I were in that person’s position I would probably fuck them both, too. If I’m spending the rest of my life with someone I need to know if there is any sexual chemistry.

THIS! People. This show has been on for almost 20 years. You know what's gonna happen. And yet, they act surprised every time this happens.

“If you weren’t in love with me, I’m just not sure why you made love with me?”

Sigh. I did not claim that anyone who doesn’t vote for Hillary is a hypocrite. Nice broad brush/straw man there - I know you’re not as stupid as you’re pretending to be right now. The question, and all it requires is a yes or no answer, is:

Maybe if you had just been less shrill it wouldn’t have happened. So, yeah. Please hide from public life. Also, do you really think you should get that promotion? Isn’t ambition a little unseemly? Think of all the men who aren’t getting that job.

Ivana didn’t recant, she softened her language. She said that what happened her may not have been rape in the criminal sense (though I think that’s still debatable), it was still a violent experience that made her feel violated. Considering that she never said that the violent assault didn’t happened the way she…

Why were you even having sex before marriage?!?!?!

Has Hillary ever made any?

No, they probably aren't. But it's possible.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

Would you describe your ankles as “cankles” because this makes a difference.

They are? I never knew this.

this. they are probably thinking “If she only looked like Megan Fox he wouldnt have needed to cheat.” They’ll blame her for his behavior.

Bill is responsible for his dick. Not Hillary.

It depends. What were you wearing?

Did it ever occur to these dumbasses that Bill and Hillary are polyamorous? Monogamy isn't the only way to go, after all.

I am so fucking sick of this dumbass, trash election.

she wasn’t putting out like a good wife should

I know I’m bringing logic to a crazy fight here, but...shouldn’t conservatives approve of Hillary standing by Bill? Something something sanctity of marriage? Yes?

What does it even mean that Hilary was an enabler of Bill’s cheating? That she didn’t give him enough blow jobs under the desk in the Oval Office?