Provocation comes into consideration. Instigation comes into consideration.

Reposting this from another comments section...

No need to bring the good name of the people at Waste Management into this.

There was a proposal to get baseball back into the Olympics that included automatic base runners starting in the 11th inning. 11th would start with the next batter due up starting on first. 12th would have the first two batters start on base. 13th onward would start with the bases loaded.

"because most people don't just attack polite innocent people" Actually, those who are domestic abusers do. All the time.

"I don't know how many times I have to reiterate that."

That might be the wrongest thing ever put up on the Internet ever.

I wish a car would hit for you this comment.

Steven A. is such a hypocrite! How can he tell women to try and make sure that their actions do not provoke another person to want to physically assault them when he himself goes on national television every day conducting himself in a way that makes you want to beat the shit out of him?

ALSO HUITLACOCHE IS DELICIOUS AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU ARE A SAVAGE THAT PROBABLY ALSO LIKES THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

THERE IS A FORM OF MEAT THAT I CARE VERY DEEPLY ABOUT WHICH IS NOT INCLUDED ON THIS LIST.

first of all: no.

I hope you live alone

It can't get any dumber than this, right?

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

I would wager that anyone who doesn't think ground turkey is a good filling is doing it wrong.

Thanks for doing this list, I was concerned all the world's insufferable Mexican food snobs were hanging out somewhere else on the internet today.

ground beef is the According to Jim of taco proteins.

seriously. Shredded Pork? do you mean carnitas, ropa vieja or al pastor? why are deadspin food lists so bad?