Almost nothing in this whole world makes me angrier than when one of you tells me how I should cut my God damned sandwiches.

This may be heresy in some circles, but serving a burger on an English muffin really solves all of the juice run-off problems, what with the old world nooks and crannies technology prominently features on both sides of the "bun." A burger-blood-soaked bottom English muffin bun is one of the most delicious foods on the…

I suspect you'll find this disgusting (and rightfully so), but I ONLY eat cereal if it's soggy. I make a bowl of cereal with milk (Rice Krispies, Corn Chex, Wheaties, Special K, something like that) and then I let it sit, typically for 30-45 minutes, before eating it.

I was once on the subway platform and this guy can up to me and starting saying "ay you got a man? if I was your man, I wouldn't make you ride the train. I'd drive yo fine ass all over town".

heh heh, you fell for it

His attitude, the way he talks about things... if it's not obvious to you then smarm and intellectual pretension probably aren't things that bother you.

Yes, that's exactly it. He talks like a f#* and his shit's all retarded. I sit at home and watch, "Ow My Balls," all day until his smart bullshit comes on and confuses me.

He doesn't do a good job all of the time. No one does. But HE certainly thinks he does.

I'm imagining two chupacabras 69ing.

The thick level of (what I interpret as, anyway) self-righteous smarm that oozes off of him when he talks, mostly.

GODDAMMIT DON'T MAKE ME LIKE KEITH OLBERMANN.

God no. Not at all. Jez wanted the tipping post for Monday, so it got the Monday slot. Don't worry, BCO will be back tomorrow. Doing something unusual this week, too. :-)

Completely off topic, but where is my Behind Closed Ovens? How am I supposed to get through my Monday?

You guys need editors.

I suppose the servers I know could be lying when bragging about their tips when they pulling wads of cash out of their purses.

Lewis' premise is still baloney. There are myriad reasons simply getting on base help his team and does more than boost his average.
1) Pitcher must throw more pitches...get to the bullpen sooner. Helps Jays.
2) Instead of the 789 hitters the following inning. Now the pitcher must face 891, presumably putting more…

I don't like Murdoch but I don't see why ESPN should have a monopoly on sports coverage.

If they will give us less LeBron James and Johnny Football, I'm all for it.

Oh man.. I watched the whole thing waiting for the kid to blurt out "Do your fucking jobs" and see her parents freak out.

Actually, he hit the BACK to BACK to BACKside of the mound.