haha, he also called the field the ‘pitch’.

Douche-yacht?

If the Hawks started playing soccer and inviting Bill Simmons to attend their games, you could rename this place HawksSpin with the amount of articles they’d generate.

Good job, anyway! Much more entertaining/useful than another Bill Simmons article.

Don’t let your bizarre obsessive relationship with a back-up point guard get in the way of you analyzing and/or covering the actual games or, I dunno, writing about the fantastic NHL playoffs!

Oh, cool. Another article mocking Austin Rivers. Do you people realize that he’s a backup who only plays 20 minutes a game and is the youngest player on the team? What is with the inordinate amount of time you spend on him? There’s baseball, playoff hockey, and playoff basketball going on and yet there seems to be an…

Noooo. This show is great because it has nothing to do with boring romantic nonsense. Having them get involved would be one of the worst moves they could make as a series. I am shocked that anyone wants this, as Dan is probably the most boring character on the show (mostly because of how awesome everyone else is, but…

Well, it’s spelled and pronounced differently, so. . .

The hit was high, but it wasn’t malicious. (Just look at the outcome: it was a successful hockey play.)

Price is great, but don’t forget that he gave up five goals just one game prior.

Dipshit: he’s hit three batters, which leads the league right now. What are you talking about?

imo, FM transmitters are really hit and miss, both with reception and volume. A nice solution, if you're looking for an AUX jack, is to just buy a car stereo from somewhere like Crutchfield. Lots of cars lack AUX jacks (not just "really old vehicles" as stated above). I have a 2005 WRX and the stock radio, aside from…

imo, FM transmitters are really hit and miss, both with reception and volume. A nice solution, if you're looking for…

Many goals in that first Atlanta playoff game like you said. First game was 4-3 Rangers, second was 2-1 Rangers (the third game, in New York, was 7-0 Rangers).

Even within your ‘let’s not bury the guy’ post, you admit that he’s ‘checked out’. In what way is it acceptable for a guy to ‘check out’ (which he’s clearly done) at all, much less in the playoffs? And this isn’t the first time, either. He should be buried. He’s not doing his job and he’s selling out his teammates.

You can’t expect Deadspin to do an accurate article on the NHL. I mean, according to Deadspin, the NHL is one of the worst playoffs in sports!

Another facet is that Ortiz is constantly bitching about getting more money, probably more than any player in the game.

For the longest time, my credit card (chase/amazon) wouldn’t allow special characters in the password. They for some reason required numbers in the username, but wouldn’t allow you to use special characters. TimeWarner to this day is one of the very few sites I used that still do not support special characters in the…

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!

Good Lord, you’re a moron with a lot of misplaced anger.

I don't mind mayo (I like it but lightly applied), but that last story—aside from being gross in and of itself—is a little too close to that nasty cottage cheese shit in the supermarket with pineapple chunks or some other fruit in it. I once had a co-worker who would eat that every day for lunch. I would rearrange my…